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冰箱腳下暈出一灘水已有一段時日,或大或小,像尿失禁,時常得在腳下圍著一條毛巾,打開門來,牆壁冒汗,抽屜裡也積了不少水。大概是豐衣足食的日子過慣了,我天真地喜歡起冰箱空著的時候,像是砌在雪地上的冰旅館,孤絕空靈,時不時就走過去拉開門來,至為珍惜歡喜地看它兩眼。

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剩下一些瓶瓶罐罐,放在冰箱門後面像一列戴著盔甲的士兵;或者冰箱上層,若是玻璃瓶,在照明燈反射下,頗像一盞盞冰雕藝術燈。瓶罐裡無非是油是醋是醬是飲料,就是沒有主食,沒有可以做成主食的材料;所以囉,高掛鍋子,不用煮飯!不必怕對不起那把精挑細選的菠菜,不必被兩三天就失了鮮甜的蘆筍追著跑,該來吃包泡麵,或買個比薩。不管是吃外面或吃冰箱外面,有很多快樂的可能。然而,一旦突然被迫得清空冰箱,則完全不是那麼回事,沒辦法想像那情境,好想對那人說:「做不到!」「好,我試看看!」我說。冰箱腳下暈出一灘水已有一段時日,或大或小,像尿失禁,時常得在腳下圍著一條毛巾,打開門來,牆壁冒汗,抽屜裡也積了不少水。年輕的女性朋友說該換冰箱了!年長的女性朋友說快找人來看,花五百塊就解決了。結果沒那麼嚴重也沒那麼簡單,那技術人員說得找一天將冰箱清空,插頭拔掉,倘若是管線結凍阻塞即可得解。暫時別再進貨別再開伙,有些恐慌也有些期待。除去最大宗的生鮮蔬果雞蛋奶製品,冰箱其實空了大半,說一目了然,其實也未必。盤據在底層在邊界的那些散戶,平日或許看不見用不著,但要驅逐出境反而比過客型的食物更傷腦筋。你得拿到面前一一回想辨認,它們的共同點都是經過長時間提煉釀造,如酒、麻油、醬油、苦茶油、水果醋……,以及日曬風乾的菜脯、金針、香菇、桂圓乾等等。若不商借別人家的冰旅館暫住,就要有敗壞的心理準備。這些東西敗壞起來是不著痕跡的。闔上門前看見捨不得吃卻忘了吃的一顆白巧克力浮現在蛋架上,另有聖誕拐杖糖,哪來的薄荷糖,一把將它們抓出來,又放回去。它們遠超越保存期限,成了永恆,五彩繽紛粧點在冰原上。再打開上層的冷凍庫,暗無燈光,一片冰灰,我久久凝視,未出手去打開任何一只硬幫幫的袋子,要辨認這些凍物需要更多腦力和後天的訓練。它們多半來自澎湖海域父母的冰箱分屬不同航班,有個基本的粗糙的分類:舊的在上面,新的在下面;但不僅只兩個梯次,還有比舊的更舊的,都混為一體了,我放棄去追溯它們的入住先後。努力煮掉記憶猶新的那部份,還有一部份,我懷疑已不宜食用了,解凍它們──丟棄或者下鍋──都需要勇氣。北極的冰山消融很令人擔心,該慶幸我還擁有這座小冰山,凍結綠油油海菜的冰磚。清空冰箱,改天吧!等冷凍庫裡能煮的東西煮掉再說,那得去買些青菜來搭配才行!中時電子報關心您:喝酒過量,有礙健康!,

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